
Oh, Kozik Mecha Dunny. From the moment I first saw you, it was lust…I mean, LOVE…at first sight. I wanted you badly, and I had to have you. I dreamed of the day when I’d find you. You’d be all mine, and I’d never let you go.
Now reality is setting in, and the blind box gamble is a bitch. I could get lucky, but somehow I doubt it. There are too many people who want you as much as I do. I could resort to Ebay, but that’s something I don’t want to do. The last time I checked, your Ebay price tag was $100-145. Really? I think I love you but not that much.
I think it’s pretty clear that it’s not going to happen. It’s like we’re over before we even began. But you know what? I’m okay with it. I’ll drop $100 for a fantastic sushi dinner or for a great concert. You are just not worth it. In fact, I may be through with Dunny Series 5. Maybe I sound bitter, but I just don’t care.
Goodbye Kozik Mecha Dunny. I’ll stop dreaming of you. I didn’t even get a chance to know you. Some things weren’t meant to be.
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